WTF?!?!!!! No wonder why I’ve never had an inclination to go to Australia.  Between it’s various bugs, heat and animals, and my luck and allergies, I would surely be killed by something! Damn!!! I’m telling you it would either be by some crazy bite, an allergic reaction to something non poisonous, heat stroke, or a f*cking heart attack from blinding fear. Ugh.

You would never guess my great grandmother to be born there, but she was one tough lady that lived to be 102, smoked a cigar pipe and had a shot of whiskey and a glass if milk most of her life. Plus she had 11 kids! Once again, I would be dead or permanently committed to a psych ward. I’ve always been one to know my limitations like that.  LMAO!!!